SCHACK-LIMERIK
                      by Edward D. Collins

                               "Man versus Machine" it was billed
                               And each day the auditorium filled!
                               An interesting fight -
                               With Garry first to have White
                               Can anyone claim they weren't thrilled?

                               The first game proved Garry still King
                               "Deep Blue hasn't learned anything!"
                               Quickly out of its book
                               It later "won" Garry's Rook
                               Does this thing even belong in the ring?

                               But then Kasparov resigned in Game 2
                               And at the time nobody knew
                               Later shown he could draw
                               Did this stick in his craw?
                               Others may be wondering too!

                               "The printouts!" Kasparov cried
                               "Why was I so flatly denied?"
                               So they were then sealed
                               Only later revealed
                               With one point each this match is now tied!

                               Games 3, 4, and 5 were all drawn
                               Deep Blue did indeed have some brawn!
                               It's now winner take all
                               So don't fumble the ball
                               (Or in our case don't fumble a pawn!)

                               Game 6 was the most startling yet
                               And I'm sure it cost many a bet
                               Deep Blue sacked a Knight
                               Quickly proved this was right
                               And so began all the talk on the "Net"

                               This chess match made worldwide news
                               And most thought that Deep Blue would lose
                               But with its three-and-a-half
                               If you do the math
                               You'll find Garry's the one with the "blues!"

                               No machine has done it 'till now
                               Bested our champion in match play - kapow!
                               While few thought it would
                               Deep Blue proved that it could
                               And Garry is wondering "How?"

                               "I was not in the mood to fight"
                               Said the champ to the press that night
                               "But let this be clear"
                               "I guarantee - do you hear?"
                               "I will tear it to pieces!" - he might!

                               So in New York on the eleventh of May
                               Of '97 - the records will say
                               A machine, no less
                               Sat down to play chess
                               And proved that it really can play!

                               "Rematch" was then heard through the land
                               It is something we ALL should demand
                               For if Deep Blue will square-off
                               One more time with Kasparov
                               The games would be certainly grand!

                               We really have nothing to fear
                               Computers can help us - it's clear
                               And although Deep Blue won
                               And had its day in the sun
                               I think "chess" was the real winner here!